Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
4 Telco CEOs
There was a large scale global conference taking place for all the players in the telecommunications industry. At the end of the 3 day event, there was a golf chillout session for them to relax and network with each other. The CEO's of the biggest 4 manufacturing companies decided to form a group and play among themselves and this created a perfect opportunity for them to show off their latest technology to one another.
The CEO from Finland was about to tee off when the sound of a phone rining stopped him. He stood straight (Like an antenna), and started speaking into thin air. When his call ended, very proudly, he announced "Finland Technology. No more phones needed." The other 3 CEOs smiled and the game proceeded.
Another phone rang, this time it was the American's CEO. He put his palm on his face as if it was a phone and continued his conversation. He smiled at the rest and said "American Technology. You don't need phones & you don't need to stand straight to continue a conversation."
The game went on.... next call was for the Taiwanese CEO. He answered and spoke without needing to stand straight, or to put his hand on his face. The other CEOs were impressed. "Taiwan technology. We are the leaders!'.
Their golf game was coming to a close and they were at the last hole when the Japanese CEO suddenly ran to the bushes with a flushed face! He remained there for 10 minutes. The other CEOs became worried about him and checked if he was OK. They found him squatting in the bushes, pants down, sweating face... "Sorry guys. Urgent fax from Japan HQ...."
The CEO from Finland was about to tee off when the sound of a phone rining stopped him. He stood straight (Like an antenna), and started speaking into thin air. When his call ended, very proudly, he announced "Finland Technology. No more phones needed." The other 3 CEOs smiled and the game proceeded.
Another phone rang, this time it was the American's CEO. He put his palm on his face as if it was a phone and continued his conversation. He smiled at the rest and said "American Technology. You don't need phones & you don't need to stand straight to continue a conversation."
The game went on.... next call was for the Taiwanese CEO. He answered and spoke without needing to stand straight, or to put his hand on his face. The other CEOs were impressed. "Taiwan technology. We are the leaders!'.
Their golf game was coming to a close and they were at the last hole when the Japanese CEO suddenly ran to the bushes with a flushed face! He remained there for 10 minutes. The other CEOs became worried about him and checked if he was OK. They found him squatting in the bushes, pants down, sweating face... "Sorry guys. Urgent fax from Japan HQ...."
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